Did someone ask for six favorite photos of Duke Silver? Because here you go.
Via Well, here is my tumblr.
This needs to be on the instant reblog list.
lmao forever rebagel
real tears!
FOREVER.
Oh dear lord I forgot about this.
Jimmy Fallon: ruining otherwise funny SNL skits with his amateurish inability to keep from laughing in the middle of a bit since 1998.
See also: MORE COWBELL.
“By the way, it’s official…I can’t have children”. Laugh forever and ever for this quote. My favourite.
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My eyes also change color (to a really brilliant turquoise blue) when I cry. That’s so weird. I wonder if it’s a common thing.
That’s really cool! I’ve never heard of anyone else with the same thing. Pretty damn cool.
feelinghellastabby asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them.
Here are ten things about me;
1. I dream VERY vividly. Sometimes I think they’re symbolic and trying to tell me something. Other times, I’m dreaming that I have to save a golden Cheese curd, because I saw a cheese curd two days ago.
2. When I was 19 I was selected to go to a symposium in Montreal and present a paper and a film. I made the film in my spare time the week before the symposium. My paper referenced Donna Haraway’s Cyborg Manifesto and the the medicalization of birth. I still feel like a badass for that.
3. I drink a lot. By American standards it’s probably unhealthy. But I’m from Saskatchewan, so fuck it right?
4. I watch movies and tv like a film student - fuck up the continuity? I’m all over that. Make a weird cut - I’m yelling at the tv. Write untrue to the character’s motivations - nope.
5. I have anxiety and OCD. Just two years ago it was almost unbearable. I couldn’t go longer than a day without a debilitating anxiety attack. I haven’t had an anxiety attack for almost 2 years…except I had a random massive one the other day in my bosses office (for no good reason, but at least it only lasted a couple minutes). I always fear it’s going to come back and rule my life again. And I always know I’m secretly anxious when I click my teeth.
6. My skin is kind of gross and patchy but I have some really gorgeous freckles on my neck and back.
7. I was born on the same day as my mum and her twin sister (my aunt died of a brain aneurysm a couple years ago).
8. I was going to try to be a dancer (for my career, my life) but when I was 17 my friend (who had a push start car) took her keys out of the car without putting it in park and when I went to jump start it, it started up and drove up over the cement curb and pinned me against it and a wall. It damaged my thighs really bad and I have bad circulation problems ever since. Thank the gods I didn’t break my legs though!
9. Ever since I was a little girl EVERY TIME I dream I have a limp in my left leg. I can lucid dream and even when I’m not lucid dreaming I’m wondering why I’m limping in my dreams so I’ll check my leg to see if I’m hurt, or if my high heel is broken.
10. My eyes turn colours. Usually they are yellowy green with a ring of blue around them but when I cry it looks like the colours run together and they turn bright green. I wish they always looked like they do when I cry.
Friday UnFuck - holiday edition
- prep and bake quiche
- prep and bake apple tarts
- clean kitchen
- clean bathroom
- clean living room
- shower
- wax various parts of the body
- blow dry hair and apply makeup
- throw in load of laundry
- wrap gift for friends
- prep living room for baby pictures
- entertain friends
- take great pictures of their baby
- go visit friends
- construct gingerbread house with little buddy
YAY! Thank you for the well wishes, bishes!
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Congrats auntie!!! Sophia is a beautiful name. It means wise one. I love behbeh feets, miss them so much.
Hooray!! Congrats, Auntie Neufner!! :)
CONGRATS, AUNTIE!!
I HAVE A NIECE!
I got to hold my precious little niece last night for the first time at 10pm. She’s so small - 6 lbs. and only 18 inches long. She’s so fucking cute. And my sister is doing well.
Sophia. She has the best little feet in the world. I was dreaming about her all night and can’t wait to see her again!
A baby is entering my family
My little sister is having a baby. My little sister is having a baby. It’s happening at some point…well, I don’t really know when but the wheels are in motion. A niece or nephew will be born soon!
“I’m dubious that men have even the slightest idea what they’re talking about when they say “no makeup.” Most guys I’ve dated couldn’t explain the difference between a skirt and a dress, so forgive me if I am hesitant to believe they fully grasp the uses and appearance of various cosmetics. In fact, I hypothesize that they actually don’t know the difference between no makeup and natural-looking makeup.
Which is why these same dudes who prefer us make-up free can turn around and drool over the world’s most beautiful models and actresses, not one of whom they’ve ever seen with a bare face.
And in the end that’s what really, really pisses me off about the whole thing — that we can read about how men don’t like us to wear makeup on page 39, then turn to page 40 and see photos of gorgeous models who spent hours in the makeup chair or ads for the very same cosmetics we don’t need.
It’s the disconnect of being trained since birth to look a certain way, only to have dudes turn around and go, “Don’t you know we hate all that stuff on your face?” Like it was our idea! Like women collectively woke up one day and thought, “Wouldn’t it be awesome to slap a bunch of chemicals and dyes on our faces every morning from now on?”
–On Men Who Don’t Like Women in Makeup | xoJane (via thefrisky)
Men and “no makeup”, expectation vs reality
Expectation:
Reality:
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How I know I’m a wimp
The doorbell rang two times. Once it was a delivery person (without a uniform) delivering a gift for my mother in law EXCEPT there was no UPS truck and when I watched the person out the window (yeah, I do that) they just kept walking down the street…my immediate reaction - WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DANGEROUS PACKAGE??
I opened it expecting my face to blow up.
Then the doorbell rang again - two doorbell rings in one night? My nerves are already on edge - I can hardly handle two phone calls in a night.
A kid comes to the door. He’s from some Christian Youth group asking for cans for a bottle drive (sounds totes legit riiigghhhtt?). I remember we have some in a bag downstairs so I go to get them. My immediate thought - HE’S CASING THE PLACE FOR AN ADULT!! Then as the kid left a man came over a secret walkie-talkie (maybe on the kid? who knows) - *cuch Thank You *cuch.
Now I’m all worked up. Just let me sit here and Tumbl and watch Michael Buble sing carols in peace people. My OCD hates you all.
Actual Children’s Answers to The Question “What Is Love?”
“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” - Chrissy, age 6
“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” - Terri, age 4
“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.” - Danny, age 7
“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.” - Emily, age 8“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.” - Bobby, age 7
“If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,” - Nikka, age 6
“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” - Noelle, age 7
“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” - Tommy, age 6
“During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.” - Cindy, age 8
“My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.” - Clare, age 6
“Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.” - Elaine, age 5
“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt.” - Chris, age 7
“Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.” - Mary Ann, age 4
“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.” - Lauren, age 4
“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” - Rebecca, age 8
“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” - Karen, age 7
“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.” - Jessica, age 8
I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying.
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About me
Not sure what it is. It's a place to be, and some things to see. Mostly dreams and some talk of food.
